"I’m About to Crash the F*** Out ngl" Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This heavyweight cotton tee carries a lived-in, vintage energy — soft from garment-dyeing and relaxed in fit. The front wears a watercolor-like cosmic print with a blunt, humorous line that reads like a late-night mission statement. On the back, a retro sci-fi emblem — twin globes, orbiting rings and tiny stars — marks you as part of a low-key, tongue-in-cheek crew. It sits comfortably over jeans or layered under a jacket, the sewn-in label and double-needle seams promising durability while the tubular knit keeps the silhouette clean and simple. Wear it when you want to announce attitude without shouting, or when a bit of cosmic absurdity matches your mood.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) for durable, substantial feel
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Relaxed fit with tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette
- Double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label for long-lasting wear
- Available S–4XL (select partners) and 58 color choices; pre-shrunk
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean